"If Anyone Needs Me, I'll Be in My Office" Dumpster Fire Raccoon T-Shirt
Embrace chaos in style with this hilarious Dumpster Fire Raccoon t-shirt! Featuring a mischievous raccoon basking in the glow of a dumpster fire, this design perfectly captures those “I’ve had enough” moments. Whether you’re navigating a tough day, embracing the absurdity of life, or just love quirky humor, this tee has you covered—literally.
Made from ultra-soft, garment-dyed cotton, this unisex t-shirt offers superior comfort and a relaxed fit, perfect for lounging, casual outings, or making a statement. It’s an excellent gift for anyone who appreciates humor, resilience, and a little bit of chaos.
Why You’ll Love It
✔ Comfy & Durable – Premium 100% US cotton with reinforced stitching
✔ Unique Style – Garment-dyed for rich color and a lived-in feel
✔ Perfect Fit – Sizes available from S to 4XL
✔ Ethically Made – Responsibly sourced materials
Care Instructions
✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
✅ Tumble dry on low heat
✅ Iron or steam on low if needed
❌ Do not bleach or dry clean
Own the moment, own the chaos—grab your Dumpster Fire Raccoon t-shirt today! 🔥🦝



 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL




Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75


Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50


Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50